Snape Fics by Bohemian Spirit

Title: How Severus Learned to Play Guitar
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 x 4
Challenge: snape100 Challenge #293: Snape and Music
Notes: Another Elton John song, of course. ;-) Sequel to Lucky Cats. Continuing the summer holiday begun in "High Flying Lover."

Title: When Stars Collide
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100 x 5
Challenge: snape100 Challenge #291: The Solar System: Pluto (and the rest)
Notes: Finally, the Elton John concert. ;-) Sequel to While Opportunity Knocks. Continuing the summer holiday begun in "High Flying Lover."

Title: Flying to Neptune
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 x 2
Challenge: snape100 Challenge #290: The Solar System: Uranus and/or Neptune
Notes: Severus finally gets his wish. ;-) Sequel to Cosmic Wonders. Continuing the summer holiday begun in "High Flying Lover."

Title: Cosmic Wonders
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Challenge: snape100 Challenge #290: The Solar System: Uranus and/or Neptune
Notes: These are the moments we never get to see through the Harry Filter. ;-) Sequel to So Spaced Out. Continuing the summer holiday begun in "High Flying Lover."

Title: So Spaced Out
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100 x 4
Challenge: snape100 Challenge #289: The Solar System: Saturn
Notes: Sequel to The Naked Eye. Continuing the summer holiday begun in "High Flying Lover."

Title: Only Mars Will Do
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100 x 5
Challenge: snape100 Challenge #287: The Solar System: Mars
Notes: Sequel to Preoccupations. Continuing the summer holiday begun in "High Flying Lover."

Title: Going to Town
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 x 2
Challenge: snape100 Challenge #285: The Solar System: Mercury
Notes: Sequel to No Escape from Reality. Continuing the summer holiday begun in "High Flying Lover."

Title: The Dunderheads Had Not Pained Him for Nineteen Hours, All Was Well
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Challenge: snape100 #282: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Notes: Sequel to "Not Going That Way," most definitely inspired by comments on that story. ;-) Continuing the summer holiday begun in "High Flying Lover" and "Letting Off Steam."

Title: Not Going That Way
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, AU and/or Crack, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity and a few Special Surprise Cameo Appearances
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Challenge: snape100 #282: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Notes: I'm not sure if this is the same summer holiday as "High Flying Lover" and "Letting Off Steam." It appears that Severus and Charity temporarily slipped through a warp in the space-time continuum. Inspired by this comment exchange in alisanne's story "Temptation." What a long, strange trip it's been...

Title: Letting Off Steam
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Challenge: snape100 #282: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Notes: Summer holiday (begun in "High Flying Lover") continues. The plane has landed and Severus and Charity are taking a little drive...

Title: High Flying Lover
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Challenge: snape100 #282: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Notes: Title loosely inspired by a verse by F. Scott Fitzgerald: "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!"

Title: Suffer the Bastard
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Het, Humor, Drabble
Characters: Severus/Charity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Challenge: snape100 #279: Random Quotes 2009

Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title. - Virginia Woolf

Seems I just can't leave the good Professors alone. Another crack at crossover crack in the land of Gilligan's Isle, featuring the One True Pairing of Severus Snape (HP Professor) and Roy Hinkley (GI Professor).

Author: bohemianspirit
Series: Harry Potter/Gilligan's Island crossover
Pairing: Severus Snape/Roy Hinkley (The Professor)
Prompt: Redemption
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor, Slash, AU, Crossover, Crackfic, Drabble
Timeline: post-Deathly Hallows AU + time warp to early 1960s Gilligan's Island (Don't try to make sense of it. Really.)
Originally posted: April 13 and 14, 2009, on Writercon100 on LJ.

Summary: Two drabbles on the theme of "redemption," one from each character's point of view. Sequel to the first set of drabbles, The Professor and The Professor.


( Professor Hinkley's Second Chance )

( Professor Snape's Second Chance )

Title: Professor Grunge
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: AU, Humor, Satire, Gen
Main Character: Severus
Rating: PG-13, for language
Originally posted: 7-15-08

Summary: Upon graduating from Hogwarts, Severus pursues an employment opportunity in the northwestern United States, with somewhat unexpected results.

Notes: Yet another variation on the Infinite Possibilities of the Life of Schroedinger's Snape. ;-) Crack, maybe. Definitely cracked. And cracking. Written for the Snapedom Summer Fest 2008 and dedicated to Sev's Underground. Rock on!

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! Severus Snape gets to have a HAPPY LIFE!!!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

( Professor Grunge )

Title: Ask Someone Who Cares
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Gen, Post-war AU, Coming-of-Age, Humor
Characters: Severus, Draco
Rating: PG-13
Originally posted: 12-30-08

Summary: Severus helps Draco build a new life for himself after the war, and in the process finds his own way towards healing.

Notes: Written for Dollar-chan, for the snapedom Summer Fest 2008. This story was inspired by these pictures of Severus and Draco: On the Run (gen), Childhood (gen), and Study Session (slash, work safe).

Writing Draco sympathetically was a challenge for me. Unlike Severus in this story, I've never been particularly fond of Draco. However, I do think that in the last couple of books he showed (along with his more negative traits) signs of change for the better, glimpses of a potential, eventual maturing in perspective and behavior, so I built on that side of him in developing this story.

I took the idea of Severus fleeing Hogwarts with Draco at the end of HBP, combined with the idea that Severus had been a friend of the Malfoy family since Draco was a child, and came up with Draco accompanying Severus on a post-DH exodus from Britain's wizarding world. The relationship of Severus to Draco in this story is that of a mentor or father figure, but the Severus/Draco picture gave me the idea to write them as gay men; not, however, in relationship to each other.

Gen story about gay characters. Nothing explicit. DH Epilogue cheerfully ignored, of course. ;-) Severus lives!

Title: You Could Use a Good Caretaker
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Humor, AU, Slash (unrequited), Crackfic
Characters: Severus Snape, Dwayne Schneider
Crossover: Harry Potter/One Day at a Time
Rating: PG
Originally posted: 12-12-07, on my LJ

Summary: Dwayne Schneider thinks Severus Snape is in need of a good caretaker.

Notes: Bit of a time warp going on here, bringing late 1970s Schneider into the late 1990s to meet AU postwar Snape. I haven't seen the show in at least twenty years, so my characterization of Schneider might be a bit off, but if you're reading a story like this in search of literary quality, you're even more far gone than I am.


( You Could Use a Good Caretaker )

Title: The Disillusioning of a Death Eater
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Humor
Characters: Severus, Lucius
Pairings: None... much to Severus' dismay.
Rating: PG-13
Originally posted: 11-30-07, on my LJ

Summary: Neophyte Death Eater Severus Snape discovers that being a Death Eater isn't all he thought it would be. Poor Severus!



( The Disillusioning of a Death Eater )

Ten drabbles featuring The Professor and Professor Snape!

I wrote these for Writercon100 on LJ, inspired by the fact that Gilligan's Island was on their list of small fandoms to write for. Of course I had to make them crossover fics, because, well, what's fanfic without Severus Snape? ;-) I had fun writing these; have fun reading them!

Author: bohemianspirit
Series: Harry Potter/Gilligan's Island crossover
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Roy Hinkley (The Professor), Gilligan
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor, Slash, AU, Crossover, Crackfic, Drabble
Timeline: post-Deathly Hallows AU + time warp to early 1960s Gilligan's Island (Don't try to make sense of it. Really.)
Originally posted: April 8-10, 2009, on Writercon100 on LJ

Summary: Ten drabbles, each complete in itself but all of them related in plot, setting, and *ahem* characterization.



( #1: The Professor and The Professor )

( #2: Essential Experimentations in Frivolity )

( #3: The Fly in the Denouement )

( #4: Concerning the Matter of Gilligan )

( #5: Shipshape )

( #6: The Professor to the Rescue )

( #7: Getting Naked )

( #8: Such Sweet Sorrow )

( #9: Professors in Paradise )

And the Epilogue:

( #10: The Pleasurable Secrets of Professor Hinkley )

Title: Not Yet FUBAR
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Gen, Humor, and a bit of Love
Characters: Severus, Goddess, and an Angel
Rating: PG-13, for language
Originally posted: 11-2-07, for snape_after_dh

Summary: After giving Severus a chance to get settled into his heavenly home, Goddess confers with him about the work She would like him to do in the afterlife.

Warnings: Unconventional and mildly irreverent handling of religious concepts may possibly offend some people. The Deity treating Severus Snape with respect and love may possibly offend others.

Note: Thanks to the moderators of snape_after_dh for extending the deadline for posting, I offer you the following bonus story, not originally planned... unless, perhaps, it was Ordained On High... ;-)


( Not Yet FUBAR )